Bruises
black eyes, probably some pressuring of sex from a conservative husband, or BF.
The proud absence of higher education?
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Those are “godly” women? Lip filler, tits on display, putting their vanity on the Internet?
This brand of Republicans sure is fucking weird.
Tits on display
Are they?
I agree with the sentiment of your post here, but they just aren’t.
I can’t imagine being with someone who works this hard for approval.
Thanks republican men! You really took a bullet for us well adjusted men on this one.
Sexual competition pressures from children.
Fucking brutal lol
Probably not your intention, but your joke contributes to the sexualisation of kids imo
Highlighting the stated intentions of the president is not contributing. It’s satire
Satire is dead. It’s a factual statement.
In the same way your critique of my joke does, sure. If you say so.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and if they don’t look after it, it stinks.
Based on the lips, allergies to shellfish or nuts.
A number of individuals have been identified as or described as having Mar-a-Lago face. They include:
- Matt Gaetz
- Kimberly Guilfoyle
- Karoline Leavitt
- Laura Loomer
- Kristi Noem
- Lauren Sánchez
- Ivanka Trump
- Lara Trump
- Melania Trump
Baseball game? Definitely the peanuts.
i was going to say fellatio “secretions”:.
Lip filler and a bottle of bleach?
It is funny to me, but I guess it makes sense. Conservative “beauty” is some standard look because they value conformity.
Progressive beauty is diverse because we value difference.
its almost always blonde hair too.
Which is weird because blonde hair often turns darker after childhood unless someone is always under sunlight and even then there’s no garuntee. Hell I was born blonde and my hair turned rust red with age, the parts that have bleached from sunlight are just an even more rusty red. So it always looks artificial unless someone has had some very specific luck.
these people probably DYE thier hair blond.
That’s why I referred it looking shit and artificial in reference to bleaching and dyeing. I’ve a bad case of swimmers ear so thinking hard.
And this is why it’s paramount to preserve Wikipedia
It is so ugly 😂😌
They’re just making the exterior match the interior.
Something like this was just on an episode of South Park. When the women become Christian, they get plastic surgery.
Its the perfect lie too. No doctor will ever try and take credit.
Black eyes
A humiliation and domination kink, because they love having their rights stripped from them and being dominated by the state
Nawww, lots of Democrat women have those. They just keep it in the bedroom like civilized people.
Yeah or as I always say, just because something gets you off, doesn’t mean it’s a good way to run a society or even a life.
alot of white women needs the “mar-a-lago” face in order to have a conservative husband. its usually almost always blond people.
A running tab at the ER for “doorway-related” injuries.
or excessive white wine and anti-depressant consumption.
I think you meant rosé.
Not white enough
Certainly not the capacity to feel shame
Faith
God she’s so Christian
I haven’t watched South Park in a long time but boy did they nail that one.
Brain damage.
- Stockholm syndrome
- Domestic violence
