It’s to attract the maximum quantity of children
Only vaguely relevant but they say that ball pits are nearly universally contaminated with poo. Giving a kid<8 a ball pit terrifies me
Yes, that seems suitably inappropriate. I think we all expected a lot of balls to be out in that place from the start.
I’ve heard the new monstrosity being referred to as the Epstein ballroom a few times. I’m pretty sure it’s just some clever joke, but is there any actual confirmed name for this new abomination?
I think officially it’s the “Amazon, Apple, Comcast, Google, Lockheed Martin, Meta, Microsoft, Palantir, T-Mobile presents the Epstein Ballroom”.
Carl’s Jr, Costco, Starbucks, & Brawndo.
“sponsored by the immortal flavor of Charleston Chew!”
Pretty sure I saw a headline that he was going to name it after himself.
I hate him just as much as everybody else does, but I honestly saw a headline that he has no intention of naming it after himself.
This but every single ball is covered in gold spray-paint.
How else is he gonna attract all the kids?
You realize how filthy it’s gonna get?
I dread to even think…
Oh, so that’s why it’s also called the pedo pavilion.
makes me wonder if ten years later we will have Trump’s list
Magnificent. A+
Oh my god. It’s the Epstein Ballroom. That’s the name.
How else will they lure children?
Dashcon got their shit together
Bazinga
Those balls are clustered together like sticky nerds candies. Must be ai.
