Don’t complain about my Lenovo Jetpad. The jet engine helped me think by drowning out other sounds.

I’m deaf now, but that was a sacrifice.

Signal has been compromised. Check TeleMessage.

Spider definitely.

So I guess my next phone will be a Chinese phone. Even if it spies on me, I’ll have the freedom to install whatever I want from anywhere.

The Chinese have a golden window of opportunity. Let’s hope they don’t mess this up.

OMG, Y500 ? Mine is still running after 13 years!

Lenovo made some kickass computers back then.