4pm: No

Wish they had left the wick long and unburned like they had actually eaten the whole candle thus far

Struth

The stores are told on a corporate level that items need to be stocked on certain shelves and all essential items (milk, eggs, whatever) need to be buried in the back behind anything that’s on sale so customers have to look at everything before getting the basics.

Workers are people who follow orders and have to live with the chaos and help customers actually find the item they’re looking for even though the company as a whole is the problem

I don’t get the down votes, this is absolutely hilarious

As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed

Kansas City knows

Included Sacramento Police 4 times. Seems excessive… But so are the Sacramento Police 😂

We just call it gridiron in Australia, plain and simple. Too many other things are called football or “footy”. Soccer obviously, but both rugby league and rugby union (two different sports) as well as Australian rules football (AFL). That’s 4 different sports someone may be referencing when saying football, so American football is just gridiron. NGL indeed

Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)

Haha came here for this, thanks S3rl

Yup, but this one lacks breaks!

Also the pedals are pretty far from the seat since it’s designed for you to sit up and not be reclined like a recumbent bike

I’ve used a wheelchair for back problems where I couldn’t stand but my legs worked great. People would look at me with such judgement when I would reposition my legs without using my hands, but I’m not gonna explain my whole situation to every person who walks by.

It’s a copy of ODB’s food stamps card which he used as album artwork back when he was alive - memories

The original movie has a fake ID by the name McLovin. Both great references. You use whatever you can in high school, I just bought stolen alcohol lol

Underrated comment. I went to school with a bunch of kids who fully did not expect to live past 25 years old. It was a different mindset and they needed and received different advice than I did.

So get the surgical repair that is clearly indicated to prevent infection then continue anal sex, but totally could be pregnant if so, sorry

Must be taking orders from the crab Mafia if you’re a crab-ran-goon

Up: I have been depressed for a while and it would certainly break me

• interrogating a suspected rapist

Honestly very sensible to do them at home. Could have done them on the motorway. Good job Mary.