I bet she can run down the block at break neck speeds in those.

What if you’re in a wheelchair and the restaurant doesn’t have drivers?

It goes from “hard” to “absolutely impossible”

Ayyy JTHM reference nice.

I’ll give em a hand gesture alright.

Its sealed so would be funny if was defective and didn’t even play at all.

Of course, no one would ever know because this thing will probably never be opened and even less likely to be played

Alright then, how about we just take these women’s right to vote away. Problem solved.

So they did this and then got the neighbor to cry and receive criminal negligence charges affecting her for the rest of her life?

Yeah, that is some seriously stupid shit and I don’t think anyone would do that for attention.

Someone next door like “yupp I’ll go to prison and become a felon and never be able to afford renters insurance again for some reddit karma!”

Ah but you see that might cost $5 more per wall and we just can’t have that because that extra $5 per wall cost might make a rich man not able to golf as many hours at the country club!

“Ok Mr Senator, then how about we add free school lunches to this bill. For a large portion of children this is the only meal they get per day.”

“fuck off”

AI Satan just lacks the soul of regular Satan, you know what I mean?

If only there was like, some sort of system you could use to figure these things out definitively before murdering people.

Some sort of law system or something similar, that would work!

I wonder why they didn’t think of that.

Except that every single other person around them suffers and I hate that for them

Its like having to deal with drug addicts, they destroy their lives and the lives of others around them except instead of being able to avoid them they are everywhere and affecting every facet of your life no matter if you don’t have contact with them or not. That’s what Trump voters are like.

Really sucks.

Dude isn’t it odd? I lived in one place for years and no one veer mentioned them and I moved to another state and people like get together to go hunt for them and stuff. Its wild.

Really cool though.

If you add in “and here’s your check, sir” at the end this method actually works in the USA.

Remember that article awhile back about the FBI recommending you use an adblocker?

That means even the FBI recommends you don’t use Google and Microsoft browsers anymore

At this point America is being taken over completely.

And no one does anything about it.

“We’ve always been at war with Eurasia”

Coming to a country near you!

Sad stuff.

Your username is amazing btw

Yes sir Mr President, jump on the plane to Iran and go talk it out!