Seconded. With GrapheneOS, all google services become opt-in, and you basically are in charge of your own phone again. Did it myself last week, really easy to do + free.

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• Corporate, probably

This has to be a shitpost right?

You’re right to push back, I overstepped. Do you want me to calculate the approximate death count next?

Surely thats a skill that would do well at parties. Like if we could blow smoke out of our ears