Big shitpost energy, five stars!

No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work https://www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/

How would I do this?

What makes you think Republican women would have an easier time getting that paperwork?

As far as I know, the demographics of passport holding Americans skews slightly left, and more left leaning couples would be expected to have kept their maiden names upon marriage.

A lot of publicly available ones are indeed cut to preserve the dignity of the deceased. If it’s not safety or causal-related, they remove stuff fairly frequently.

There are plenty of places you can find dredged up, un-edited versions and there’s a lot more cursing involved, among other things like personal messages to loved ones.