Very unnerving picture

TIL about skeuomorphisms

I did poop a lil’ bit

If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol

I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrid creatures.

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I’ve kinda been feeling like a rotisserie chicken myself lately ngl

auFgaben

Scheisse!

German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz

This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it

Obviously it’s puttanesca

Future historians will look back to the period after the Corona pandemic and call it the Great Fuckening

Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?

That’s barbaric.

Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

My brothers!

Shooting water from my fingertips like the awesome aqua wizard that I am

What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?

How dare these ungrateful boyars critisize the noble czar!

Where I live I can just call in sick and theres literally jack shit they can do about it.

I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst