I swear it’s like he’s sundowning. He focuses each day on whatever story confused and frightened him the night before.

Careful Zucks, or they may question your commitment to Sparklemotion.

Huh weird. I’ve always liked waking up right before the alarm. It makes me feel like I’ve somehow done something just a little bit badass, plus I don’t have to hear the alarm.

Bonus points in my eyes for just waking up naturally rather than being dragged rudely out of sleep and left all groggy, but YMMV.