Phantaloons

–force

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

Republican plan (add water):

Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn’t come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I’ll wait on the right storyline.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

As a cis person ITT:

“OH… Ohh! OH!”

takes notes

Why aren’t ours?

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

“teh whats?!”

They’ll all be branded heroes while his entire family and friend circle is harassed endlessly, sometimes for fun.

American: They used to hurl infants off cliffs back in the old days, and as far as I’m aware, fascism hasn’t changed much.

Anywhere else: Welfare

I paint now, forgive me.

…nahhhh

Yeah, we’re all crying, no one’s laughing.

If an American version existed:

“Nabisco Bite-sized Wellingtons!”

basically combos flavored like steak

This isn’t about being sad, this is about human society softening every blow with manure until there’s no impact to please everyone by flattening out every molehill.

Fact: climate change is going to raise global temperatures and threaten our way of life.

Human Response: Cover it up and pretend it isn’t real, maybe recycle, maybe, but don’t make anyone do anything or make any arragements to actually solve the issue or hold anyone accountable.

I get we aren’t bees and the hivemind can’t all jump at once but goddamn, we aren’t even trying to not kill ourselves for the sake of feeling better about it. Hey, what’s a little lie if we all feel better?

Lmao, starvation.

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Everything is a lie.

Humanity’s great folly will be the willingness to hold or spin the truth for sake of making the news softer to swallow. Everything is am embellished, polished turd of a lie.

Everyone dies and goes to heaven, justice exists, the bad guys lose, true love finds a way, prayers are answered, Santa is real, social media isn’t 70% bots, War is all justified, God is real… you all roll your eyes but someone you meet tomorrow swallows 50% of this shit unironically, funnel optional.

All bullshit, all manufactured to own, control, sedate and console you. What a monument to garbage it’ll all be in the end.

Hm, Carrot-top is named after his hair being orange yet the top of a carrot is green, curious.

Were it me…

Wireguard is too obvious, so, Yggdrasil to an out of state or ideally country VPS, VPS to, you name it, tor, ygg, i2p, “the works”.

but, this makes the barrier to entry that much higher. Any public TOR relay is an instant breach of the law and provable if the target IP is identified as one, and most could very easily be. One would need to go private, on their own hardware.