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Mouse bites.

It actually made about $17.8 million domestically and $21.7 million worldwide. So on opening weekend it has already made seven times the cost of making the film.

I don’t watch YouTubers and know nothing about Markiplier except memes, but it’s good to see successful independent film of any sort. Congratulations to those who take chances.

Meeting would require me to do things like clean my room, do laundry, shower, and leave my domicile. I am too depressed for all of that. I don’t want people to see me, I hate being around people.

The January Harvard CAPS / Harris poll survey was conducted online within the United States on January 28-29, 2026, among 2,000 registered voters by The Harris Poll and HarrisX.

That’s the only bit on methodology I saw in there, which isn’t much at all.

From the original poll itself that the article linked to.

https://harvardharrispoll.com/press-release-january-2026/

I read this in the original article:

The good news for Trump, although it’s unlikely to ease the pain, is that out of 22 stated policies, 15 of them still enjoy majority support.

And I wanted to know what policies were supported.

67% WANT LOCAL OFFICIALS TO COOPERATE WITH FEDERAL AUTHORITIES TO DEPORT CRIMINAL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

2/3rds of this country are absolutely just fucking assholes.

Nah but Biden also didn’t make sure to choose an AG to actually put the motherfuckers in the Epstein files behind bars, either. It’s not like the Epstein information magically appeared when Trump became President, he literally ran in 2024 on the fact that Democrats hadn’t released the files. This information was available when Biden was President. Epstein was (very likely) murdered while Trump was President the first time.

So, fuck Biden anyway, he was focusing on all this “decorum” shit when it comes to a fucking network of pedophiles and rampant corruption and oops didn’t want to make it “lOoK PoLiTiCaL” to go after criminality. Now the same people they didn’t want to look political prosecuting don’t give one single fuck about looking political in prosecuting their perceived enemies.

Fuck, Biden was literally handed a free pass when the Supreme Court ruled that when a President does it, it’s not a illegal. He could have done any number of things to prevent this with the backing of a Supreme Court decision that was tailored to support Trump but technically applied to any President.

Democrats may not be in the files, but they sat on their fucking asses writing strongly worded letters and throwing up their hands going “but it’s too hard to make sure they go down! Gears of justice turn slowly, so slowly that Trump can be voted back into office even with all this hanging over him!”

It’s a crock of shit, Democrats are culpable for not taking this fight to the mat and instead being wishy washy limp dicks who handed over the reigns of the government to corruption twice in a row.

Oh gee shocker it looks like those of us who tried to sound the alarm during the Bush and Obama years that these laws and these surveillance systems could be and would be turned on us were right all along!

It fucking sucks being right all the time. I can’t even get any enjoyment out of being able to say “I told you so” because most don’t even remember being told fifty fucking times.

I think a lot about the day I argued with my coworkers that if we allowed Bush to give Hank Paulson a cool $700 billion to bail out the banks no strings attached that we were just kicking the can down the road and the economy for regular folks would suffer over time because we enabled bad behavior and taught banks that as long as they were too big to fail they would be bailed out by taxpayer money. I wonder if any of them even remember being told what obviously has come to pass as the lower classes have been increasingly hollowed out during the time since then.

I just can’t even anymore living among all these fucking dimwits who aren’t even paying attention and just drifting through life like none of this even matters. I’m not smart enough for everyone else to be this fucking stupid.

Why am I completely not surprised that he was speaking to Bobby Kotick?

Isn’t wireguard already pretty easy???

Also unless it changed I thought Plexamp was only available to Plex Pass subscribers.

Thankfully turns out he had a leash that ended before statuatory rape. Good dog.

There’s a fart sound around 33s and then a mushy plop sound around 44s when he’s shaking hands with Mehmet Oz.

It actually takes a while to start building, honestly. I was unimpressed initially but wanted to know what all the fuss was about and by mid-way through the film I got it. At a certain point the mash-up of silent film, looney tunes gags, and video game mechanics of the main character slowly getting more tools and using them to move the plot forward starts to become brilliant in its elegance and how it ends up tying it all together pretty neatly.

If you just watch the first 20-ish minutes, you might feel like “how can they even make a movie out of this? It’s just a bunch of silly gags in a row,” but if you stick it out, the plot becomes more coherent, and things start to coalesce.

So that’s what the mohels do with all the foreskin! L’chaim!

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It’s ackshually about the trials and travails of Applejack brewer turned fur trapper Jean Kayak as he attempts to survive the winter wilderness, trap hundreds of beavers, and win the heart of a beautiful furrier in this man vs. nature Metroidvania silent film adventure where he goes from drunken fool to master fur trapper.

Linux version of Rocket League still works but you can’t connect to the servers. They stopped supporting Linux when Epic bought them in 2019. So going on 7 years and the Linux version still works fine. Just as a counterpoint.

Moisturized.

Motherfucker looks like a human version of Mario Bros’ Dry Bones.