I’d use it to enchant leather boots with fortify heavy armor and dump them in the ocean near Windhelm.

Tylenol sure is a hell of a drug

I need parasitic financiers to commit mass suicide which is what this holiday has always truly been about.

OUCH GOUT (I legit have it in my right foot rn)

My hobby is petting my cat. Keep your grubby sausage fingers off my cat.

You had that screenshot locked and loaded 😂

The voices forbid it

Attached to the best knees imaginable

It’s all relative innit

Sex sells

It’s also the recommendation for any other ailment. For severe cases with a swig of pickle brine to chase it down.

We couldn’t hate you any more than you seem to hate yourself

He even got the most enthusiastic beard he could find

I thought the can had a fourth wall aware stickman on it for a sec

I love that it says “cock” twice on the package as if there’s any doubt

That’s 100% true and it’s kinda sad to see you getting downvoted. I went though hell before learning this lesson and I hope not everyone has to.

I hate it when people use multiple metric prefixes, a trillion terrawatts is a quettawatt.

It’s “terawatts” with one r. Also that’s a somewhat common unit so I can imagine it much better than when it’s converted to something I’ve never heard of. “Trillion” isn’t even a metric prefix btw, it’s just a number.

Jeez and I had such high hopes

Honestly I don’t even notice it. Virtually every online space I’ve ever been a part of has been like this. Originally the Yanks never asked for everyone to learn English and use their platforms either so it’s kinda fair enough as far as I’m concerned.