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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 天前

I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 天前
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    16 天前

    There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      16 天前

      I cut mine in the 4th dimension

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        16 天前

        Its an open-faced timelike curve.

        • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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          Time is a flat circle.

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            16 天前

            Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?

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            So like an Uncrustable.

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              16 天前

              Mobius sandwich

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              16 天前

              Like a pizza.

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                You have pizza without a crust?

                That’s just dehydrated soup.

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            That’s a pizza.

            • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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              15 天前

              a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.

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                Box?

                That is your mental construct alone, man.

        • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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          Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.

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        16 天前

        That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!

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          15 天前

          Hope you wore a hair net.

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        15 天前

        Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…

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        15 天前

        Well yeah, time exists.

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        There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.

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      How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?

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        4D time cube?

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        16 天前

        Two and it’s been cut on both already.

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.

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