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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I always thought that the airbags are in the steering wheel

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I always thought that the airbags are in the steering wheel

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • apftwb@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    The shitpost is the friends we made along the way.

  • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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    Downvotes on a shitpost? Where is this society going?

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      You have to virtue signal even over something as stupid as shit posts

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    The joke is boob

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      I thought the joke was that OP has a 1st grader’s understanding of boob anatomy.

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        Joke is boob.

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          Hehe, Boob.

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    Why is it always you Mickey7?

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    I have read about this.

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    She needs a Tiddy Bear

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    Michael Scott “King of forwards” energy.

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    the joke is too many people just can’t take a joke. They lack the ability to understand that something can just be funny without being some kind of attack on a person or a group of people.

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      I find your attitude way more offensive than the joke.

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        Lucky we have you to direct everyone what should be considered funny vs. not funny

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          I haven’t said anyhting about what’s funny and what isn’t

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      Ok, I’m taking notes here:

      Joke not funny = fault of all the people finding joke not funny.

      Ok.

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      1000036018

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      Post bad/unfunny ≠ Post offensive

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        You actually understand how it works. Don’t think it’s funny? Fine. Sad that so many need to virtue signal about a shit joke post that they don’t find funny. But thinking for oneself is just so hard. Let me check my guide book to see if I should find this funny or not.

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          But thinking for oneself is just so hard. Let me check my guide book to see if I should find this funny or not.

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      Nah you’re just gooning on main and it’s icky

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      It’s weird cause sometimes you seem to know what a good joke is and other times you don’t

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        Imagine that. It’s if each individual has their own sense of humor.

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      Your boomer humor is not funny. It gets downvoted to oblivion each time you post something.

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        Sometimes it is!

        But this one really didn’t land.

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          No, no, I agree with you, he’s got some decent material. He feels like an uncle that sometimes posts cool stuff and sometimes you’d rather just pretend you didn’t see anything as to not ruin thanksgiving

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            Yeah and like he doesnt know how to determine which is which. Like the punchline here is that they’ve got breasts. Which… They look lovely but im not seeing the joke.

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      Oh look he’s mad because we aren’t a captured audience.

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