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We‘ll need a bigger boat
I first thought she is transporting two chairs on her shoulder.
I thought it was an antenna hat
Legitimately scarier than a shark.
Moose are fucking terrifying.
Some of the last surviving Megafauna, yep.
Yup. Just went to Yellowstone and that was the one I was most worried about as far as animals go. I’m just worried they will come out of nowhere and mow you down.
I been Yellowstone three times, never even thought about them. Especially never worried about them. But Bison those guys are just waiting to mess you up.
It’s crazy how close people were getting to the bison. It’s a giant wild animal… enjoy your Darwin Award, I guess.
You don’t want to know what will happen if you hit them with a vehicle.
You better swerve unless you’re driving one of these. Even then you better swerve.
Fun fact, orcas are considered a natural predator of moose
I bet that’s a delicacy in orca society.
Would you rather…:
• …encounter a moose in the water
• …encounter a great white on landDef option 2 for me…
What about two feet of jelly?
Well part of Moose habitat is swamps, bog, marshes, lakes, the ocean, forests, plains, scrubland…
Two feet of jelly probably wouldn’t phase them.
Sharks would have a few difficulties.
Did you just say moose live in the ocean??
Certian types of Moose like a type of seaweed that grows at a depth that they have to dive to get at. They can swim rather well for a terrestrial animal over a ton.
Now hold on there for a minute.
I will fight a sexy sharkette in the jello pool.
Have fun, and good luck!
Actually scarier, cuz I feel like moose are way more likely to fuck you up than sharks if you take into account how often humans interact with them
Moose will attack you, but a lot of the deaths they cause are from hitting them with vehicles.
“Moose Jaws”
Fucked up that they can swim tbh
They can dive.
The ironic part is that they cause more deaths than sharks
A møøse once bit my sister…
I honestly can’t think of many scenarios more terrifying than this. Better hope your carrying a gun in that situation so you can take the easy way out
