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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Clock logic

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Sundials also didn’t work very well at midnight for some reason, what’s ya point?

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      You’re just not holding the flashlight properly.

      If you hold the flashlight right they work 100% of the time.

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        Instructions unclear, I think my fleshlight is broken…

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          Dial it back a bit son

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            Back in, or back out? Please be clear or I’ll have to keep trying both ways. Over. And. Over. And. Over. Aaaannn…fffff.

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              <connection reset by peer>

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        That’s when we bring out the moondial.

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          The firedial works every night.

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      That’s why for a long time, and even longer in the Royal Navy, the new day started at noon and not midnight.

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      Sundials also didn’t work very well at midnight for some reason, what’s ya point?

      Noon is the center of the dial. Midnight is just the opposite of noon.

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        I cannot tell if this is sarcasm or not. This is peak Poe’s Law.

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