[a sad character is slouched on a couch, looking at their laptop, looking depressed, while their coffee mug leaks on their carpet] I’m tired of living in the “Decline and Fall” section of the future Wikipedia article
[a sad character is slouched on a couch, looking at their laptop, looking depressed, while their coffee mug leaks on their carpet] I’m tired of living in the “Decline and Fall” section of the future Wikipedia article
please don’t jinx it
Jinx what? Everything’s fucked right now.
The ships sinking and on fire, yeah the water will put it out eventually, but we’re still sinking.