In Boomer Logic™ it’s easy! Just walk into business factory company inc and demand a job, which they will obviously just hand you one, and it will pay so well that as long as you don’t even think about avocado toast, you’ll be a billionaire by the weekend!
It’s still in play! https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/13/media/infowars-alex-jones-onion-sale-texas-judge
I wish I could find the article I found the day the decision was made but it mentioned that it’s now more likely that The Onion gets it. 🤞
That’s good news! Thank you
But shit. Jones still won’t be going away.
How do you pay for everything when you’re a billion in debt?
In Boomer Logic™ it’s easy! Just walk into business factory company inc and demand a job, which they will obviously just hand you one, and it will pay so well that as long as you don’t even think about avocado toast, you’ll be a billionaire by the weekend!