Also, it’s just food. There really isn’t anything new under the sun here. People were putting shit on flatbread and cooking it way before pizza was a thing. Taking inspiration from what someone else is making and doing your own thing with it is literally how everything is created. People have a weird fixation on “real” this and “authentic” that, and then they have to go and attach their fragile identity to it too? Fuckers really think flatbread with stuff on it will be called pizza in 2000 years? It’ll be called kerf and be a really popular street food among the lower casts of the Garpek empire.
Also, it’s just food. There really isn’t anything new under the sun here. People were putting shit on flatbread and cooking it way before pizza was a thing. Taking inspiration from what someone else is making and doing your own thing with it is literally how everything is created. People have a weird fixation on “real” this and “authentic” that, and then they have to go and attach their fragile identity to it too? Fuckers really think flatbread with stuff on it will be called pizza in 2000 years? It’ll be called kerf and be a really popular street food among the lower casts of the Garpek empire.
As long as I can get kerf delivered my door in a square cardboard box when I’m too high to drive, I’m here for it.