• FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    "Sir. They said, Sir, you can’t cure diabetes. It can’t be done. I said, “Did you try drinking bleach? They said, “Sir. No one has ever asked that question.” It’s my connections to MIT, they said. My nuclear uncle, they said. Very intelligent, very big brain.”

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      15 hours ago

      My nuclear uncle, they said, very good, and the thing is once you say you’re, a, you know, and they never, but I was, and I was the first to do it, uncle, nucular uncle

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        14 hours ago

        They never say this, because the radical left democrats, they never say this. I talked to the gentleman. My uncle, I said, MIT graduate. It’s in my blood. He invented waterproof magnets. Joe Biden couldn’t do that. Joe Biden didn’t ask about sharks and electric boats. They will never tell you that.

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      15 hours ago

      Also congrats I’ve screenshotted your very clever and satirical comment and now I’m going to send it to select friends with no context 🙏 have a good night