• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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    8 hours ago

    “We’re bringing 🚶coke 🥤back to freezers 🥶everywhere 👐. People say it’s a disgrace 👎that these wonderfully tremendous freezers 🤲 Are being stopped from doing their jobs 👷‍♂️. It’s all a democratic hoax 🚫 if you ask me, which you 🫵won’t because you’re fake news 📰but quite frankly I don’t like windmills. Anyway tylenol wouldn’t explode in a coke if you put it in a freezer on time because it’s AN authentic authistic brand, I never met Epstein OR Bill Clinton, never. Just clean up the coal with uv radiation and isopropadol. Let’s make freezers great again.”