Jokes on them, I named my sword “my last email”

Just how Louis XIV had ‘Ultima ratio regis’ engraved on his cannons, you could have ‘per my last email’ engraved on your sword.

Look at the state of the world. You got your wish, pick up your fucking sword.

Re: anarcho-syndicalist commune

HR Report #978011

These moistened bints are lobbing scimitars again. Breakroom not cleaned properly. Suspect witchcraft.

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