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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard

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Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Fucking a twink is the manliness thing a man can do and if anyone wants to disagree with that I’ll fuck you too and I’m straight as fuck.

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      Twinks are feminine, so fucking a twink is also feminine and that’s gay. The manliest thing you can do is fuck the manliest guy you can find.

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        The manliest thing you can do is being fucked by Kronar.

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        Coincidentally, that is also what you should do on your first day in prison. Or so they told me, I dunno

        EDIT: Wait… was it beat OFF the manliest guy or beat UP? Hmmm… doesn’t matter. Everybody liked me after anyway.

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          Rape jokes (incarcerated or free it’s the same) getting upvoted… what a weird timeline.

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            Where’s the rape joke? I understand that most jokes involving prison and sex are rape jokes, but that one doesn’t seem to be. The writer gave handjobs, and everybody liked him after. Sounds like a fun, consensual time.

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              Do you really want me to spell it out? Okay.

              Prison rape is never funny. It’s traumatic, violent, and life destroying.

              Giving hand jobs to potential rapists in order to appease them in advance is neither consentual nor funny.

              Sea-lioning replies justifying rape will be blocked.

              Edit: @SethTaylor@lemmy.world I am so sorry this happened to you. I also understand dark humor can be a helpful relief. I hope you get the support you need.

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                What’s the fuck is ‘sea-lioning’?

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                  “Sea-lioning” is a way of arguing in bad faith; specifically, asking for evidence or feigning ignorance every time the opposing party makes a claim, regardless of how trivial said claim is.

                  Nobody knows what BonkTheBonkTheAnnoyed thinks sea-lioning has to do with anything though.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xxiK6Z4eXs&t=202s

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        Been looking for this recently. Thank you!

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      I’m sorry, but you are completely wrong

      ;)

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    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      Reminds me of this stand up bit.

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        I just want to fuck a bloke, man

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