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EngineX@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

Art of the deal..

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Art of the deal..

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EngineX@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago
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    Ever day I hope this stupid shitty motherfucker kills himself

    • Huschke@lemmy.world
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      Unfortunately he’s only the symptom, not the disease.

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        People keep saying this, but we go to pretty extreme lengths to remove severe symptoms.

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          They say that so we remember to treat the disease, and not just get another one

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          Username checks out.

    • Bongles@lemmy.zip
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      Unfortunately you’ll have to make do with this stupid motherfucker shitting himself.

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        you’ll have to make do with this stupid killy motherfucker shitting himself.

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        You can die talking a shit and Trump’s health is exactly the type to do that.

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      Personal holiday when he does

      • Chris Lowles@lemmy.zip
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        Gonna get absolutely wasted of my gourd when the headline breaks.

        • 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world
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          …Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.

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            Yeah who’s ever heard of people using alcohol to celebrate? So weird, man…

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            True, true. Maybe I’ll organize a Discord party and play load of GMod or GTA Online with my friends, my Spotify playlist is locked and loaded too, the drunkenness will be merely a part of the bigger celebration (though tbh I don’t really drink alcohol anyway, 1 Vodka Cruiser at most)

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      He’s way to narcissistic but one can dream

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      There are two possible readings of your message.

      The first one is that he literally commits suicide.

      The second one is that the general public is told that he committed suicide, but everyone knows that it’s not true

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