🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 个月前Anon looks backsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1756arrow-down15
arrow-up1751arrow-down1imageAnon looks backsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 个月前message-square53linkfedilink
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up101·7 个月前One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up106arrow-down1·7 个月前Did it affect your taste in women?
minus-squareWicked@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前I remember seeing a woman like this in a mall when i was 8 and ever since then my type has been her. (EDIT: i suck at spelling)
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·7 个月前That’s basically 3rd base for praying mantis’s
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 个月前Seriously though, even as an adult I don’t know if I did or not. Why did she do that?
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 个月前If a woman bites you again, she owns you now
One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!
Did it affect your taste in women?
No no, the woman tasted him
I remember seeing a woman like this in a mall when i was 8 and ever since then my type has been her. (EDIT: i suck at spelling)
That’s basically 3rd base for praying mantis’s
You missed your shot man
Seriously though, even as an adult I don’t know if I did or not. Why did she do that?
If a woman bites you again, she owns you now