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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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    useless nobody

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    11 hours ago

    “S bren s beve”

    Such words of wisdom.

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      No no

      He’s ok because he lid

      • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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        Sure, of course he lid, but I try to look for the deeper wisdom that can be harder to see.

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        I think there is a great distance between him and Oklahoma.

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    I hate this “no one” meme format. Nobody ever uses it correctly. I wished it would just die.

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      No one:

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        Almost everyone, actually, I think.

        Clearly good for engagement, though.

        • bran_buckler@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, I agree. I couldn’t pass up that response, though!

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    14 hours ago

    Sbren Sbeve

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      14 hours ago

      Sounds like the name of a Nordic business magnate.

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      14 hours ago

      Truly a philosophy to live by.

    • jhulian sevsix@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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      ahh, yes the Suburban Steve

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    14 hours ago

    we don’t bottle up our emotions, we pressure cook with a lid on our emotions.

    And it works, in an hour you can have soft feeling beans and delicious emotion soup.

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      Yes, emotional soup is what I’m going to be calling my internal state from now on

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      I always like a good homemade boul of AHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE MY FEELINGS PUSH THEM AWAY CANT SHOW EMOTION AHHHHHHH SHIT THE ONLY FEELING IM ALLOWED TO FEEL IS ANGER FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU FEEEEELINGGGGSSSSSSS soup on a cold winter day ( n U n )

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        Sounds like a good, sarcastic critique of the traditionally masculine neglect of emotions.

        Unfortunately for said critique, it fits into my pressure cooker~

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    sbren sbeve

  • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz
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    10 hours ago

    I belive

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      Me when I lid:

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    11 hours ago

    Any lids in chat?

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Me!

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      I don’t know about lids, but I know some pans…

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    🎶 she beve she beve 🎶 - ricky martin probably

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    So difficult to keep up with the young ones’ slang these days

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      Lid me up fam

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        https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=5pKt4gaErvU

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          Well, that was hilarious!

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    Removed by mod

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      Stupid bot

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        This feels like the simpsons ‘football to the groin’ laugh and obvious explanation from Homer. For everyone watching, they aren’t laughing with him, they are laughing at him.

        I can totally believe this is made by a person, I just thought I left all those people behind when I abandoned Facebook.

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