• SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space
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    6 hours ago

    Just don’t catch yourself sleep walking around the house looking for makeshift half-waked relief options/solutions like I had a couple times caught myself doing as a kid. We had one of those foot-pedal operated trash cans in the kitchen I woke up in front of one time, just having stopped myself from missing the toilet by a room and a half, and having to blame some kind of crazy impossibly unusual mess on the dog or something or risk waking up right after peeing and having to take out that bag of piss right there and then in the middle of the night