ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoFuck, can I have a do-over?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down12
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minus-squaremoldyringwald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·8 hours agoI work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I’ll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 hours agoBut what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoSounds like you could use a comforter.
minus-squareAnanääs@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 hours agoShedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoIf someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn’t resist the sale. Shit your feets, my guy
I work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I’ll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬
But what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”
but i am pagliacci
Sounds like you could use a comforter.
Shedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!
If someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn’t resist the sale.
Shit your feets, my guy