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fuzzy_tinker@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Me while waiting for a passable alternative

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fuzzy_tinker@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Just use a picture of your dead grandpa, I’m sure he won’t mind…

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      I tried to do that, but some guy ran up to me and shouted something about “desecrating” and graves"

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        People really need to learn how to mind their own fucking business. Sheesh.

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        Just tell the dude you’re refilling the grave, as you toss the bones back in…

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      I figure ai probably knows what ai is looking for, so I’m just going to generate a fake selfie if I need to.

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        Discord will be using video verification

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        Is it even looking for black and white / greyscale photos?

        What if I give it a B&W of my own face? 🤔

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          I assume they fixed it, but I heard a few months ago gmod models were working.

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            I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my ID Verification.

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      Should I dump the ashes out or leave them in the urn?

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        My dad wanted us to roll his ashes into a joint and smoke him.

        We respected his wishes to be cremated, but I’m sorry daddy, I don’t think anyone’s gonna be smoking your ashes…

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          Coward. I’ll blaze your dad, hmu if he starts haunting you over this

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            Umm, okay. I still have ashes available, you gotta roll it and smoke it yourself though…

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              Haha I was just kidding, he probably was too. Genuinely down but it seems logistically tricky, if there’s a haunting that needs addressed we can talk about flying me in then ;)

              Have you seen “How High”?

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                I was just joking too, but dad seriously said that, almost every time we had friends over and a doobie going around…

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                  He sounds like a cool guy. The bit’s at least as old as cheech and chong, and the core premise of “How High” is gaining the knowledge of the dead by smoking their remains to pass college entrance exams. I used to tell the kids they should scrape my lungs for resin, here’s Willie Nelson to elaborate the concept :)

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      They need a phoyo AND valid ID like drivers license

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        I thought the articles were just listing both as options

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        i can find norman reedus’s drivers id with enough digging

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