You’re just jealous because you’ve never shat your pants in the oval office. All the greats have done it. Elvis said he wanted to do it. And I did it folks, I did it. They said I wasn’t gonna do it, but I did it. Sleepy Joe Biden couldn’t do it, I did it. The democrats said it wasn’t possible but I did it. I did it harder -you wouldn’t believe- harder and noisier. They said it couldn’t be done, can you believe it? They said it couldn’t be done, but I did it. I did it. And they’re saying, you know what they’re saying? They’re saying it’s the most historical shart. I couldn’t believe it. But they said it’s the most historical. In history, folks. And it’s funny, you know, they don’t like to hear it! They don’t like it. But I say America first. America first. And that’s why I had to do it. That’s why I had to do it. And they love it, really. They love it.
Problem is, he has legitimately not done even one great thing over both terms.
You’re just jealous because you’ve never shat your pants in the oval office. All the greats have done it. Elvis said he wanted to do it. And I did it folks, I did it. They said I wasn’t gonna do it, but I did it. Sleepy Joe Biden couldn’t do it, I did it. The democrats said it wasn’t possible but I did it. I did it harder -you wouldn’t believe- harder and noisier. They said it couldn’t be done, can you believe it? They said it couldn’t be done, but I did it. I did it. And they’re saying, you know what they’re saying? They’re saying it’s the most historical shart. I couldn’t believe it. But they said it’s the most historical. In history, folks. And it’s funny, you know, they don’t like to hear it! They don’t like it. But I say America first. America first. And that’s why I had to do it. That’s why I had to do it. And they love it, really. They love it.