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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

Ruining my life

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Ruining my life

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    Time to test the double luge teams for meth!

  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today
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    I don’t understand there’s plenty of gay men married to women. Have you heard of this subs moderators?

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    There’s only one proven way to get the gayness out and that’s by having as much gay sex as possible.

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    If meth, which is a stimulant, makes you gay. Then heroin, which is a depressant, should make you straight again. A speedball will make you bi since it contains both stimulants and depressants, or it could turn you trans so that the gay from the stimulant will become straight from the depressant.

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      Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

      • ashenone@lemmy.ml
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        I am Aurther, king of the Britons

        • CottyCat@lemmy.world
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          King of the who?

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    The crazy part is this post might actually keep a select group of people away from meth

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    You’re not Gay just because your weenie won’t work. Gay weenies work just fine. That’s why Gay is so popular.

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    You’re hetero when I say you’re hetero

    • Walter White
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    • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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      Quan Millz is the best author out there. This hoe got roaches in her crib is a work of art.

  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip
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    Well the opposite of meth is heroin…

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    The only thing I believe about this is that meth was involved

    • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz
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      Fake AND gay? The full package!

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    Smoke more meth

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      It’s true if you smoke two meths it reverses the gay polarity.

      • GreenDust@lemmings.worldOP
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        Smoke two meths before you smoke two meths, and then you smoke two more.

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          You should do that both in times of peace, and in times of war.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          Then you’ll be smashing more pussy than a mississippian at a family reunion.

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        Only if you cross the pipes!

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    Fake and gay.

    • itsmistermoon@piefed.social
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      Yeah that’s his problem, pay more attention please /s

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    Wow, two weeks is generous!

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      She’s not reluctant to break up with boyfriend, she’s reluctant to break up with a meth connection.

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    Nyan, you sound like you’re bi

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    https://theonion.com/new-anti-smoking-ads-warn-teens-its-gay-to-smoke-1819594854/

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