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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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    The fact that this exists means that god is either oblivious to the horrors taking place on its universe or that he is impotent to change the events taking place on it

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        I used to be friends with that bird but he kept going on and on about his opinions on TV shows. Like the family guy/Pinky and the brain crossover episode where Brain and Brian swap places and Brian gets drunk and tries to put lipstick on pinky but the lipstick is his dong. That goddamn bird was convinced that Seth MacFarlane and Steven Spielberg deserved to be charged under archaic obscenity laws for that one. I mean it’s probably the dumbest goddamn episode of TV I’ve ever seen but let’s not bring back 1950s broadcast standards over it.

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          … That’s not an actual episode… Right?

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            It was in Burkina Faso but I don’t think it ever aired in the United States. If you use a VPN you should still be able to catch it

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          Drugs are bad mkay.

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            Which ones though? Acetaminophen? Caffeine? Carbon monoxide?

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              That last one.

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      You forgot another possibility:

      He is neither oblivious nor impotent, yet finds this extremely funny.

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      Or that he approves. Don’t kink shame.

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      He could also be aware and have the power to change it, but doesn’t care.

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        In which case he’s not a loving god 🤷

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          Yes, he would need to be stupid, powerless, or both to also be loving.

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      Nah, as god is all-know able he has the deep knowledge of all the kinks and has experienced them fully. God’s into this.

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