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minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoThat only solves your problem. It doesn’t add problems for the perpetrator, which is the only thing we are concerned with here.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoadd a drop of mercury on each screw
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoCut the hands off the downstairs neighbour with it. Now they don’t need a stripper pole. Pole gets removed and everything goes back to normal (after all the court cases and prison time etc).
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoDoesn’t actually solve your problem…you further fuck up your own hardwood
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoWe are already in pretty firmly academic territory here
That only solves your problem. It doesn’t add problems for the perpetrator, which is the only thing we are concerned with here.
add a drop of mercury on each screw
You can use it on them too
Cut the hands off the downstairs neighbour with it. Now they don’t need a stripper pole. Pole gets removed and everything goes back to normal (after all the court cases and prison time etc).
Doesn’t actually solve your problem…you further fuck up your own hardwood
We are already in pretty firmly academic territory here