TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoFirst dateslemmy.todayimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 days agoListen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days ago If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.
Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.
Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.
^this guy eggsacs.