MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoI wish I could do executive orders 🤔lemmy.worldimagemessage-square116linkfedilinkarrow-up11.29Karrow-down130
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minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·2 days agoRevilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0 /s
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·2 days agoI keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoClearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agostanding beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
minus-squaremuxika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoPromote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agoEveryone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
minus-squareGodort@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoAuthentication Audit Access The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoThat’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
minus-squareMentalEdge@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 days agoInterestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoNah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.
minus-squareleftascenter@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoThe last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.
Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0
/s
I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
Zing!
Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
Everyone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
Authentication
Audit
Access
The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.
Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.
The last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.