• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Eh…Digg is like the little brother that wants to be cool, but just ends up burning down his own house.

    Now, you may be thinking,

    “But Lost_My_Mind! You burned down your own house when you were 5 years old! And you’re the little brother of the family!”

    And that’s all true. But you see, the difference is…I was never trying to be cool.

    • Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts@lemmy.org
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      15 hours ago

      I came so close… Didn’t know about flash paper. Thought magicians used tissues. Dropped a burning tissue into a pile of stuffed animals. Smothered the flames with the stuffies. And was then amazed that my parents never smelled the smoke, or noticed me popping windows to desperately air out my bedroom.