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minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·13 hours agoThat’s how my wife got me. She told me directly. No “read the room” BS. No “pick up the signals”. No twirling her hair and winking at you. Just straight talk. “I’m having a good time. So grab my boobs and then put your tongue in my mouth.”
minus-squaredismay3915@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoWomen really don’t understand how straight our brains work. We like straightforward things. Straiggt to the point.
That’s how my wife got me.
She told me directly. No “read the room” BS. No “pick up the signals”. No twirling her hair and winking at you.
Just straight talk. “I’m having a good time. So grab my boobs and then put your tongue in my mouth.”
Women really don’t understand how straight our brains work. We like straightforward things. Straiggt to the point.
Works every time