My motto is if a thing has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it. I say “it”, because whatever it is can be an anthropomorphic toaster. Probably called “Hot Toasted Love” or “Butter my Bread”.
Edit:, now I started down a dark rabbit hole… Which is also fucked in a book most likely.
It’s cute that he thought “Gay Minotaur Sex” would be a brand new sentence somehow.
My sweet, sweet summer child…
No, no, no. The new sentence is that it does NOT have Minotaur sex
I didn’t even have to search much…
Minotaur Smut
My motto is if a thing has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it. I say “it”, because whatever it is can be an anthropomorphic toaster. Probably called “Hot Toasted Love” or “Butter my Bread”.
Edit:, now I started down a dark rabbit hole… Which is also fucked in a book most likely.
Chuck “Pounded in the butt by my book “Pounded in the butt by my own butt”” Tingle is cheating.
That’s Doctor Chuck Tingle, three time Hugo nominee!
You have to admit the ability to get pounded in the butt by your own butt is pretty remarkably convenient.
Is that Chuck Testa’s pen name?
I like the looks of that Ghost Raptor Seduction.
Any pole is a goal