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1dalm@lemmings.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

What Linux Distro is your Christian Denomination?

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What Linux Distro is your Christian Denomination?

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1dalm@lemmings.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
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    Linux Distro

    Windows 11, macOS, and FreeBSD on the list

    Wat

    • 1dalm@lemmings.worldOP
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      Think about it a little more…

      • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
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        A prosperity gospel church is still a church, unless you’re referring to WSL as the equivalent of “Linux”.

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          I do not consider those churches to be Christian. Their theology is significantly removed from orthoxy that it’s unrecognizable.

          But even still, as with WSL, you can find some Christianity in there if you work really hard to find it.

          • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Exhibit 9370 supporting officially renaming the “no true Scotsman” logical fallacy to “no true Christian”

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              If only Christians centuries ago agreed on a basic statement that could define what is orthodox Christianity…

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    Every time I come on here I see another distro I haven’t heard about. This time it was Puppy Linux.

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      It’s a classic!

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Hannah Montana Linux is still the goat

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        I’ve seen that one.

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    I disagree. You have MacOS as “Spiritual but not Religious”.

    MacOS is Hillsong.

    Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

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      MacOS is Hillsong.

      I can see that.

      Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

      I’m aware.

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    FreeBSD is definitely Satanism

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      It’s very Christian to not understand the difference.

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    First up: FreeBSD is NOT a Linux distribution, and secondly, is NetBSD so small that it is nowhere to be found?

    Berkeley software distribution ≠ Linux (or gnu+Linux, which is btw not true for all distros.)

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      That’s part of the joke.

    • psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Bro u r duuuuuuuumb (wanna kiss?)

      • meow@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Indeed, my love

        • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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          😘

    • timestatic@feddit.org
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      When was Windows 11, Lineage/Android, MacOS or a fucking TI calculator a proper Linux distro

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        Lineage/Android

        Only the kernel is called Linux. The userspace is completely different from GNU/Linux but the actual software named Linux is being used. Alpine Linux isn’t GNU/Linux either.

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    Interesting. I use Mint. I’m not a Methodist.

    My wife on the other hand is a Methodist lay speaker so…

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    Wait, ChromeOS was explicitly created to support the institution of chattel slavery? Who knew?!

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      Sounds about right to me.

    • Delilah (She/Her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It was created by google. That’s not impossible or even particularly improbable

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    How do I know this isn’t proganda from Big Christianity?

    ~guess this chart makes me metheodist tho~

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      Well, I am Anglican…

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    Unfortunately I belong to Windows denomination

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    I have to find my damn calculator from 20 years ago?

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      Don’t worry, you can buy a new one, but they’re still the same price…

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        But at least with inflation…

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    Where would you put Pop!_OS?

    Also, there’s a wide spectrum of Lutherans and they often don’t get along.

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      Pop_OS! would be United Churches of Christ. Derived from Ubuntu, and generally accepted as reliable and easy for newbies.

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    I’ll take being a calculator, it really did resolve my main issues with debian

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    Apparently I’m a non denominational evangelican btw

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    Each AI content get us closer to facebook wishes

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    Running Fedora, was raised Presbyterian. 🤯

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      It’s immutable.

      Your distro chose you.

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