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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 hours ago

uhn 🥺

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uhn 🥺

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    try {
        anal();
    } catch() {
        std();
    }
    
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      try {
          anal();
      } catch (HIV) {
          die('wear a condom next time');
      }
      
      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        That’s legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.

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          try {
              anal();
          } catch (HIV) {
              loop {
                  sleep(1000000000);
                  if HIV.has_cure {break}
              }
          }
          
  • baduhai@sopuli.xyz
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    Pregnant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      I think that’s the result of dependency injection.

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    Removed by mod

  • Speiser0@feddit.org
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    KISS in unsafe blocks does make sense.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Reply hazy, try again.

    (eventually something will catch)

  • Laser@feddit.org
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    👉👈

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    uWu what’s this?

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      The unsafe rust keyword basically just lets you declare a scope in which some memory checks do not need to pass for the program to compile.

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    It would turn into a prince! An unstable prince of undefined behavior.

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