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minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·16 hours agoI was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse. by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop. she always treated me…differently after that.
minus-squareokmko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-213 hours agoHi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet- Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet- Err, meeting your pleasure- Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
she always treated me…differently after that.
Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet-
Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet-
Err, meeting your pleasure-
Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.