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cm0002@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

Pride Versioning

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cm0002@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Well that explains why I’m on version

    0.0.7899999999998765

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      7899999999998765

      Even if a developer would make a commit every second, it would take 250 million years to reach version 0.0.7899999999998765

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        no it’s more like Copy of New File (2)_final

        They go up to version 0.0.8, 0.0.9, then they go to 0.0.91, 0.0.92, … 0.0.99, 0.0.991, …

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        Most of the mistakes they have to fix are incorrect version numbering.

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        I have seen people just add '9’s to it, so to not upgrade the minor, so 2.6.997 gets 2.6.9997 and so on

        Some people cannot math.

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          Wow a little bit of math is a dangerous thing

      • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        AI slop bbyyyyyyy!!!

        • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Weak humans would use 250 million years, strong AI can slop it in 1 year.

          /S

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        !theydidthemath@mander.xyz

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        And here I was holding my breath for the legendary 0.0.7899999999998766. Thanks for ruining all my dreams.

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        that’s with the assumption that the smallest increment was used every time

        I sometimes increment things by adding the next decimal place

        note: I am not a developer, just a dude making tools at work. but I somehow always end up incrementing something now and then from 1.21 to 1.211 because I wanted to avoid the “1.21 new actually newest” situation and bumping to 1.22 didn’t make sense. it’s like temporary versioning for me, WIP files

        • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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          Bothers me that you wouldn’t go for 1.21.1 but you got the freedom to be WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG[1] if you want.


          1. just teasing with this part of my reply :) ↩︎

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            I do that too sometimes lol but I’m just not a fan

            if it were actual releases, yeah totally. but it’s just temporary files

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          1.21 to 1.211

          So +190 increment is totally ok for you, but +1 sometimes “didn’t make sense”. IT DOESN"T MAKE ANY SENSE! Oh, and you can use letters. 1.21 -> 1.21a looks MUCH more explanatory for your purposes than “+1 is too harsh increase, so I’ll increase on 190!”

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            so I actually use various different systems depending on my mood that day.

            maybe I add a dash, maybe I use another decimal, maybe I use alpha characters.

            none of it matters because they’re wiped out a few hours later

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          Sub version tags make sense but for the the love of pie if you’re going to use a number at least separate it from the others, like 1.21-1

          • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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            = 0.21

            ;-)

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              Roffffl you’re pure evil

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      You need to cast that float.

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