I would totally go around my neighborhood to help people accomplish their residential “hunny-do” lists.

Help that old lady changer her air filters, put new batteries in the smoke alarm, replace the gasket on the fridge, install a heating element in the water heater, build bookshelves, whatever they need.

Problem is I’m so exhausted from working for fatcats, I don’t have the energy to help my neighbors. Pretty sure that’s by design.