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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

long live my iud🫶

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long live my iud🫶

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
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    But it doesn’t scare away creampies, it invites them? Or am I missing something? It scares away sperm in the creampies, sure… but that’s just a part of a creampie, not all of it.

    Jesus, I can’t believe I typed all of this out. Should I delete it? Probably. I’m not going to though.

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      i mean, i appreciate you going through the effort of sharing the thought process. it saves one of us doing it and you know we would

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    IUD != IED

    I always have to remind myself of the difference. One is preventing births, the other is for undoing births.

    Also different from DUI which can be used for both.

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      Don’t DIY your IUD while getting a DUI or you might become an IED.

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      Then there’s DYI which can also often be used for both, with non-zero success rates

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        DYI

        Do Yourself It? Demolish Your Igloo? Despair Yield Index?

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          Decriminalized Yak Imperceptibility

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            This is a horrible policy, the consequences of imperceptible yaks are disastrous to our economy and public safety. Recriminalize it.

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          Dick Yolk Ice cream

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        Don’t forget a DUI which can sometimes undo births as well.

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          If all else fails I suppose you can DIY another one…

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      I dunno about planting improvised explosive devices

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    Is that an Improvised Urinary Device?

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      nah it’s an Inconvenient Urethroperineoscrotal Dephosphorylator

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    What a lovely day to be able to read.

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