• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I am from Winnipeg. Natural selection has made us immune down to -40.

    Edit: but then we just shatter. My tombstone will say “Jim shat himself to death” and there will be a statue of me wearing shorts.

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        4 hours ago

        I am from around so I can’t say definitively what is Canadian about that. I meant “shat” as in the past tense of shit and a word that sounds like shattered, like the bad robot in Terminator 2 when he froze. Never the best joke if it needs explaining; I was just being a bit silly.