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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

there is a special place in hell for these scientists

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there is a special place in hell for these scientists

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io
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    Poke, yes. Zap is too weak to do much in live people but if I break out the old electrolytic brain lesion maker you’ll feel it.

    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      OwO

      • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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        You know this isn’t even the weirdest flirting I’ve seen online today. It’s a notable thread, but not too bad.

        Enjoy the shocks

        • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          What can I say, they saw a spark and went for it. May the odds forever be in their favor lol

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          Can I gulp down your arm to see what happens? Fairly sure I can fit it.

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            This happened in American Dad!

            IIRC, there were consequences.

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      I have neurons, can you zap me?

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        *Unplugs spark plug wire with kinky intent*

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      I mean, I was thinking more like TENS …

      • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world
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        Sure you were, you fucking freak.

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          Maybe I misunderstood lemmy constituents.

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