If you can feel a very small tinge of existential horror when you read the words “try to”, congratulations, you’re a true *nix devotee.
If legislators get grumpy about this, just gently thwap them with your handy copy of The Unix Haters Handbook and tell them you’re working as hard as you can under the circumstances.


More like a few tens of thousands.
Check that again, last year meta literally broke the record for the amount spent on legal bribery in a year.
Ahk, gotcha. I was referring to the fact that it only takes a few thousand to legally bribe a state representative.