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Jason Is Cooked

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Jason Is Cooked

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    me as first time guest at the house: so you guys into cannibalism?

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    This here is a man that once has been told that his burger is tasty and now it’s his pride and love language.

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    Well I think Jason will replace the burger with Grandpa if he shows up at his bbq then.

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    I love this. Except that he is using charcoal instead of the clean-burning efficiency of propane

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      Taste the meat, not the heat

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Wood or die.

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      11 hours ago

      Propane is for the weak!

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      16 hours ago

      I’m here from the cult of woodfired and smoked, the latter, latter day saints of deliciousness. Do you accept the holy trinity of oak, mesquite and applewood as your lord and saviour?

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        Been in a prolonged battle with a Bradford pear in my yard. Say what you will about their flaws, I’ve never cooked over a tastier wood and I’ve never seen a tree grow faster than I can burn it. I’m gonna miss that pearwood flavor when i finally win.

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          So the cum tree has good wood? Neat

      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Pellet smoker 4 lyfe!

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          11 hours ago

          For burgers?

          • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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            7 hours ago

            For everything.

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        It it occurs to me it would be funny to see him and stewie griffin debate over proper use and pronunciation of the silent h.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      Charcoal has better flavor.

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        Dammit, Bobby!

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          That boy ain’t right…

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            Taste the meat, not the heat

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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              Taste my meat.

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                The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of the dangle.

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                  What about the mass of the ass, beauty of the cutie, direction of the erection, dimension of the extension, the motion of the ocean and the size of the rise? All factors must be accounted for and kept in perfect balance in relation to one another, you can’t just give half the formula and then ask the rest of us to extrapolate.

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        Wood. Cherry, hickory, etc. Not charcoal.

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          Go cut down an apple or cherry tree in your yard and make charcoal out of that. Very different from store bought cheap charcoal

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            first you gotta grow it from a sapling though, or it’s just amateur hour

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            Real lump charcoal is almost as good as wood for flavour. Cheap Charcoal briquettes are almost as bad as cooking with gas.

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              Oh well, the briquettes are rare and often more expensive here. They do burn more evenly, but that’s about it. Cheapo charcoal here is lumps. By lumps you mean something that looks like this photo I found online, right?

              This is my goto for when I just want to get the grill up and running quickly because I’m hungry. If I’ve got plenty of time, I chop up some alder logs that I’ve got for heating my furnace anyway, and then add some apple logs. I don’t have a lot of apple trees and I don’t cut them down willy-nilly so unfortunately I can’t do apple-only lol. Plus the apple logs are much tougher to get burning so they need some assistance.

              The grill itself is made out of a big old propane tank (which ironically has never been used for grilling in this household - only for the gas range) and has a chimney and stuff so while it’s not fancy and I can’t control air intake or temperature well, I at least know the flow direction of the smoke and can play around with different woods to maximize smoke from the good stuff hitting the meat

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          Charcoal is better than anything but wood. I’ll allow it.

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      Calm down Hank, some people are stubborn and old fashioned.

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    Wonder who no one wants to visit him

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      I’d visit Grandpa long before I visited you.

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