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mudkip@lemdro.id to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Might be breaking an NDA by posting this but I got invited to the "ebay kitchen beta" and everyone needs to see this

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Might be breaking an NDA by posting this but I got invited to the "ebay kitchen beta" and everyone needs to see this

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mudkip@lemdro.id to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Any details on this? Is the plan to just let anyone sell whatever food they damn well please? Commercial kitchen licensing and safe food handling licenses exist for a damn good reason. These regulations were written in bloody diarrhea.

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      I mean during COVID as a nurse I paid for my neighbor’s groceries in exchange for meal prep (they were single with no kids so it was still cheaper than getting takeout all the time) but that’s a highly personal deal to cut. Incidentally though I told one of my coworkers about the deal and they were like “wait my neighbor has kids but I could probably still net positive on like half their groceries…” There were some good human moments during that time. I also promoted that neighbor who cooked for me to husband but that’s a different story.

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        You fool, you fell for the classic blunder

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      Move fast and break things

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        Move slowly with diarrhea.

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          Move fast but leave a trail

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          Runs for president.

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        The MAGA motto, along with “Don’t bother me with facts, my mind is made up.”

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        Where did the can come from? Does this require soup?

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        :(

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        🤮

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      There is already a massive difference between my coocking for myself and for guests. And my guest cooking wouldnt survive a health inspection. On the other hand do i know enough restutanz kitchens that are worse. So much…

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        restutanz

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        There is already a massive difference between my coocking for myself and for guests.

        I hope your guests get better coocking than you do, but I guess you have to treat your coock right every now and again.

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          Yes. Easy exanple is the tasting spoon. For myself i just reuse it, for others its a clean one everytime.

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            “The tasting spoon” is quite the cleaver euphemism for your coock

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              How else am i supposed to reach the bottom

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            I use the same one. If I’m dipping into simmering hot sauce or broth, it’s killing any germs, and I’m not exactly a vector for serious disease like Typhoid Mary (she was a cook).

            Frankly, it’s the unheated stuff that you might handle with bare hands where germs will pass the best.

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      I think the plan is this is a joke…

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      Its “disruptive” duh.

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