• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    John: “But why?”

    You: “Marie told me Bob called me a cuck. Fuck that guy.”

    John: “That wasn’t Bob from Sales, it was Bob from Accounts Payable.”

    You: pulls collar ehhh. whomp whomp music